Showing posts with label Emails. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emails. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

You have mail

This morning I took a wander up to toilets, never previously encountered. And on the back of the door was this sign: 'Please do not keep putting unsuitable items in the sanitary bins, i.e. fruit peel, coffee cups, sandwiches.' I love that. I love the idea of someone sitting on the toilet eating a tangerine. How brilliantly random. An office worker with a mocha between their feet, a banana wedged in their mouth, and a three cheese sandwich. It's not like there aren't bins in the bathroom and througout the building. Are toilet cubicles the new place to dine? Are we that desperate for a little alone time?

Perhaps someone has a vendetta against the cleaner. 'I shall constantly perplex them. This week, I will choose lego bricks, a light bulb, and three grapes.'

I am very pleased to inform you that I've had a reply, thus, the war rages on:

From: Innes, Moira
Sent: 16 May 2011 12:28
To: 'theminorkey@hotmail.co.uk'
Subject: billboard

hello Gemma
Thank you for your e-mail regarding Matt Darbyshire’s billboard.  It is always interesting to get feedback. 

Placing art in the public realm where it is chanced upon as opposed the deliberate act of visiting a gallery  alters the context and viewers experience. As with any art work, the artist has a clear intention  and concept but knows that the work will be received in a variety of different ways depending on  the viewers’ individual experiences.  Arguably this is more the case when the work is placed in such a public situation  where for the majority, the  viewing is incidental to their reason to be in the station.

Matt’s intentions are multi-fold and combine various interests and concerns including the design and look of the ‘ experience economy’  where the spheres of culture, health and retail all  promise to enhance and transform our lives.  What is presented is a composite image of his personal views on the  hard-hitting public  health campaigns  and the fluffy advertising of the time and relates to a project he undertook at the MIro Foundation in Barcelona. The opportunity of presenting the work as a billboard returns the  idea to the appropriate context of mass advertisements.

I feel it is valuable that everyone is at liberty to  embrace or dismiss the work and for me the fact that you have thought about the image and content is what is important .  I don’t expect everyone of the thousands that see it to spend time contemplating its merits but trust that many will have left asking questions.

best
moira

Moira Innes
Director
Leeds Met Gallery & Studio Theatre
G12 Northern Terrace
Leeds Metropolitan University
Leeds
LS2 8AG


I can't resist. It's not like I can read that, and go on living my life, doing nothing.


Hi Moira,

Thank you for taking the time to reply, it is much appreciated.

I completely agree with you that the idea of art we 'encounter' is a fantastic way to experience something different, and not confined to a gallery environment. I do however believe it's a shame that something a little more obvious/influential could not be in it's place, considering the volume and variety of commuters who see it everyday. Unfortunately the only question I have heard asked regarding this work is, 'What does it mean?' I feel that it is a real shame that the artist has set forth with such thought out principles, only to ultimately confuse the public. Have you had much response to this billboard, acknowledging, or lining up with the artists intentions? I am all for art which teaches me something, surprises me, alters or challenges my perspective, amongst many other effects, but have only felt frustrated thus far.

Do you happen to know the source of funding for this project? I only ask, because the station itself is unable to run remotely to schedule at the best of times, and I find myself wondering if the money could be a little more appropriately spent. I'm sure a lot of people's lives have been improved by looking at a playful puppy, but I'd just like to get home on time more often.






Friday, March 18, 2011

Bullying for beginners

Alright already, calm down! I'll tell you! Jeez. My banister bruise is doing okay, if okay meant the same as horrific. My arm looks like I've been hit by a cricket bat wielded by (types 'cricketer' into google) Sangakkara (a suggested cricket player from google).

Hey, so I've developed this new sport during my lunch breaks. It's called 'Bullying.' At the moment I'm just bullying Ginger Beard, by sending him a ridiculous amount of offensive emails. It began rather innocently, but now provides me with a healthy, daily dose of amusement. Even when he doesn't reply, I find myself to be incredibly happy. It's just the thought of him reading it and being hurt/confused/depressed/sad. Here's a taster, and I hope you too, can share my joy.

Also, and I think this is really important to note, spell cheker isolates his Phd qualification as a spelling and a grammatical error, which leads me to question - is it real? Is this something we should be aknowledging as anything more than one man's delusion?

From: Gemma Rutter 
Sent: 09 March 2011 12:10
To: James Glover
Subject:

This the right email sunshine?


From: James Glover
Sent: 09 March 2011 12:49
To: Gemma Rutter
Subject: RE:

Depends on who you are and what you want?

Thanks,

James Glover, MEng PhD

From: Gemma Rutter [mailto:Gemma.Rutter@kaplan.co.uk]
Sent: 09 March 2011 12:51
To: James Glover
Subject: RE:


My name is Todd, and I want your face. Would that be possible? (Please let me know as soon as you can, because I have a deadline of 4pm to collect as many faces as possible)



Kind Regards
Gemma Rutter

From: James Glover
Sent: 09 March 2011 12:54
To: Gemma Rutter
Subject: RE:

Sorry Todd I don’t play those kind of games.  I saw the film “Hannibal” at a young age, and it still haunts me.

But I do know a girl with a moonface. Its a bit generic, but if you’re only after numbers it might do.

Thanks,

James Glover, MEng PhD


From: Gemma Rutter [mailto:Gemma.Rutter@kaplan.co.uk]
Sent: 09 March 2011 13:03
To: James Glover
Subject: RE:

I do appreciate you offering up another face, but it’s only really ginger faces that I’m interested in. You see, we’re setting up a Freak Face Festival next month in Leeds, and I really need to get the faces now, because there’s so much paper work. In case you change your mind, the process involves Nicholas Cage coming round to your house and taking your face off. Don’t be alarmed if John Travolta turns up, it’s part of an age-old disagreement. However they may cause considerable damage to your person and home.



From: James Glover [mailto:J.A.Glover@leeds.ac.uk]
Sent: 09 March 2011 13:24
To: Gemma Rutter
Subject: RE:

Thankfully the face Im offering has ginger skin, so would work wonderfully well in the FFF. Additionally it is highly popular with acne so I will throw in the spots for no extra fee. The face has however got a slight sag eye problem, especially in the morning. I do understand that “Bernie eyes” have been known to be contagious, but I think with the proper safequarding any contamination of dirty dirty Nottingham can be avoided.

Additionally its quite important that any celebrities who come to claim the FF utter timeless quotes such as.....

“If I wanted to send you flowers where would I.......no wait, let me rephrase..............would you be grateful if I let you suck my tongue?”

“did the casing fit?”
“it fitted like a condom”

Or would it just be the standard,

“I want to take his face....off”

It really is a deal breaker.

Thanks,

James Glover, MEng PhD