Thursday, July 03, 2014

Sleep of the week - Dave

This is Dave. He's having a right ol' smug sleep. He's really enjoying the ability to use his second chin as a cushion for his first chin. And that's what I call improvising.

Dave is twenty-eight, but he's been holding on tightly to the student life since he left Uni.

Last night, him and a few of the usual suspects had one too many, got refused by numerous girls with good taste, and threw up their kebabs in Dave's Mum's porch. Typical.

Luckily, he's best mates with his boss, and so taking a day off sick is no problemo.

When he was little, Dave dreamt of becoming an astronaut.

He is not an astronaut.

Dave is a door to door sales rep for Sky.

This one time, he'd made no Sales in a whole week. His boss told him, 'It's alright mate, we all have dry spells.'

That didn't make Dave feel better. But hitting a stranger with a glass bottle at his local did.




And that's this weeks, Sleep Of The Week!!!

*Still sponsored by Durex - 'Protect it, Respect it.'


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